Kris worried he'll hurt sophie
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Kris fears he may hurt Sophie aka Dogface if they continue their romance - despite insisting to Big Brother that their relationship was for real. BB has made it known to housemates that "fake romances will not be tolerated" this year after previous series have seen HMs pretend to have flings in order to get more publicity.
But Kris was adamant he feels deeply for Sophie - and the pair are so comfortable they happily break wind in each other's company.
He told the blonde model what he had explained to BB in the diary room: "I told them we were past the trumping stage.
"I said usually it takes around three months but in here it's been three weeks. I said 'Sophie trumps all the time.'"
And Sophie replied in a less-than-ladylike fashion: "Yes. I've just trumped in the bathroom with Sree."
However, unsavoury body functions aside, Kris confided in his pal Charlie that he is worried he could end up treating his in-house lover like the rest of the girls in his past - badly.
He told the camp Geordie: "That's the problem. Now I've got to f*** her over like I do everyone."
by Dan Curley, Tuesday 30 June 2009
Source: The Sun
Picture: WENN